ARTICLES AND COLUMNS

 


Introduction "And So It Begins"  - January 2003
I explain why I am here...despite the best efforts of some good people.

Lean-toos and Bayonets - February 2003
Jealously rears it's ugly shiny new garage head

Destiny Smestiny  - March 2003
Like it or not.....you were destined to be a hot rodder

Names - April 2003
Car names....how geeky can it get?

Trophies - May 2003
The definitive study of those you like dusting that glitter

World Order - June 2003
It's our job to fix the world....again!

Infidels - July 2003
Turn in your Fiestas....the imports have finally killed hot rodding!

Road Trip - August 2003
Those long trips can be fun...if you stay clear of the smokester

Grant   September 2003
Free money everywhere

Sad Sad Day - October 2003
Just when you thought you had a handle on it

Taking the High Ground - November 2003
Taking charge of your zone

Licenses - December 2003
A piece of paper and the world is yours

Disc Brake Kit or 5 Gallons of Bondo - January 2004
Stoppin' and lookin' good...what else is there?

It's Muroc and the Thirties...all over again. - February 2004
Catching up with he real world...or get the hell off that cell phone!

Diamonds or Hot Rods, Pick One - March 2004
Some guys just don't get it...or care!

Fume Sniffers and 44 Magnums - April 2004
Why can't they get that job done?

Bitchin' and Pitchin' - May 2004
Pushing the Buttons of the Power Brokers

Lightning Bushes and Burning Bolts, It's All Backwards - June 2004
Moses and the Hot Rod

Crayons and Other Gastric Delights - July 2004
8 or 48... What's Your Game?

Mud and Old Hot Rods - August  2004
Playin' in the cool stuff

Ramblers, Tanks and Cool Wheels - September 2004
$20 Car --- $2000 Wheels

Big Fat Tuck and Roll and Traffic School - October 2004
42 Weeks in Traffic School

Surfing the Big Greasy - November 2004
Fun in the Lube Room

The Stuff on the Nail --- Bye Bye Auntie Mabel - December 2004
Saving Can Be Fun

Words to Live By--- Divorse, Root Canal and ebay - January 2005
You Just Punch the Keys and...

Seeing What's at the End of the Road --- It's the American Way - February 2005
Hot Rodders are Never Lost

Gold Plated Hot Rods ... Government Surplus - March 2005
Fun in the Lube Room

Pyramid Schemes and Power Parking - April 2005
Different Brains for Different Parkers

Holligan Hot Rodders... T-Shirts and Decals - May 2005
Making Lemonade Out of Anything You Give Us

Career Moves and the Halibrand Casket - June 2005
New Horizons for Us All

Sytem Houses and Fighter Planes - July 2005
Messin' with the Used Car Guys

The Best of Times... The Worst of Times, Grab the Rake - August 2005
It's Time for a Hot Rod Theme Park

Flamed Lawn Mowers and Sprinkly Epoxy Floors - September 2005
We're Always Lookin' for New Stuff to Screw With

Two Bar Spinners, Grease Balls and Wally - October 2005
We Owe a Lot to the Old Guys, and Us Too

Rachel Welch, Rocket Sleds and Broken Windshields - November 2005 
Who is This Guy Murphy?

"Have a Nice Day", Don't Ya Just Hate That? - December 2005
I Had a Good Day Once

Two Bit Opinions and Striping Brushes - January 2006
Who the Hell are We to Say Poo Poo

Russian Body Shops, Rules and Other Worthless Stuff - February 2006
Welcome Our Russian Brothers

Ogling, Magazine Heroes and Flamed Tattoos - March 2006
They Used To Be Our Gods

Scrappin' Cadillacs and Hangin' Razor Wire - April 2006
Anybody Out There Have a Freak Neighbor?

Sometimes You Just Can't Make 'em Laugh
Humor is somebodies best friend.

Driving Habits
A Turn Signal You Think is Working... Is All You Need.

New Business
The Last Goodguys Article....it's been a blast....or so I'm told.



 

MORE ARTICLES...


ELECTRONIC MAGAZINE

The Day I Whipped the CHP

Where Customs Came From

The Curmudgeon of Bonneville

The Definitive Study of Street Super Stockers

Hot Rods and Customs - Disfunctional Siblings

 
Read KARBUX in automotive journals worldwide

hotrodmotors.com